By way of a change from all those worrying headlines and being lost for more edifying discussion given the almost stupefying stuff going around on social media platforms, (more on that tomorrow), today I am presenting some soft porn for your delectation. I’m joking of course. Seriously, I thought a diverting challenge might lighten the mood so here is the challenge. Guess the cup size! You could call it a comp-a-tit-shun. Using your skill and judgement send me your best guess and a maximum of ten complimentary words regarding my great shape and with all the Anglo-Saxon expletives redacted I will publish a winner later on. The prize you ask? The first prize for the best answer will be your very own personalised offencive limerick based on your name.